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JOKE OF THE DAY: A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks. The officer says sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!” The old man nods, agrees, and drives off. The next day, the officer spots the same pickup truck, still full of ducks—but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses. Frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and exclaims, “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!” ⬇ (Continuation in first comment)

Posted on November 1, 2025 By admin No Comments on JOKE OF THE DAY: A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks. The officer says sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!” The old man nods, agrees, and drives off. The next day, the officer spots the same pickup truck, still full of ducks—but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses. Frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and exclaims, “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!” ⬇ (Continuation in first comment)

The sun was shining brightly as Officer Harris patrolled the quiet town streets. Everything seemed peaceful until he spotted a rusty old pickup truck rumbling down Main Street, its back overflowing with lively ducks quacking and waddling about. Concerned for both safety and order, he pulled the truck over. “Sir,” he said firmly, “you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Please take them to the zoo immediately.” The old man, cheerful and polite, tipped his hat and nodded. “Sure thing, officer,” he replied before driving off slowly with the feathery parade.

The next afternoon, Officer Harris nearly dropped his coffee when he saw the same truck again. There it was, bouncing along the road, still filled with ducks — except this time, every single duck wore tiny sunglasses. Their heads bobbed stylishly as if they were the coolest birds in town. With disbelief and growing frustration, the officer switched on his siren and signaled the old man to pull over once more.

“Sir!” the officer exclaimed as he approached. “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!” The old man looked puzzled for a moment, then broke into a friendly smile. “I did, officer — and they loved it!” he chuckled. “So today, I’m taking them to the beach!” The ducks quacked in excitement, clearly thrilled about their next adventure in the sunshine, their tiny sunglasses glimmering like beach-day celebrities.

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