JOKE OF THE DAY: A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks. The officer says sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!” The old man nods, agrees, and drives off. The next day, the officer spots the same pickup truck, still full of ducks—but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses. Frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and exclaims, “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!” ⬇ (Continuation in first comment)
The sun was shining brightly as Officer Harris patrolled the quiet town streets. Everything seemed peaceful until he spotted a rusty old pickup truck rumbling down Main Street, its back overflowing with lively ducks quacking and waddling about. Concerned for both safety and order, he pulled the truck over. “Sir,” he said firmly, “you can’t…
